Random shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)

Do you think that forever is enough to love your Crush, Boyfriend? Well... This story about a girl named Jade. She's inlove with that boy named Jake since they're elementary days. What do you think? Do you think Jake and Jade will be forever? Read the story to know what will happen to Jade and Jake.

As a model you never had the time to date anyone. Although you had many male admirers and you were undeniably beautiful, you just never had the time due to your demanding schedule. When you think all hope is lost, SM Entertainment calls your manager saying that they have come up with an idea to broadcast a show that shows the romantic side of their most cherished idols. Your manager obviously takes the offer saying how its a wonderful way to boost your career even further! She then reveals to you that the cherished idols are infact SMs' ONE AND ONLY EXO! Is this the break you've been waiting for to find true love or just another road to disaster? Only one thing is for sure though, YOU have a date with EXO!

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-