What happens when a man has a dream to save the world aka the United States of America but ends up falling for a supermarket, the all American Dream; Walmart instead. A tale of drama and suspense. But are these two lovers truly destined for each other? A Walmart x Donald Trump fic Note: I don't own Walmart or Trump. (Thank goodness) Cover made by @kurts-corpse-bride

Patrick hates being called Pat. Somebody calls him Pat. Somebody is taught a lesson in the worst kind of way. (THIS IS A JOKE OMG)

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

mah ee is just too much

this is the best thing you're ever going to read so sit down and get ready for it ok man i love broccoli and pete wentz this is going to be the best thing ever omfg

Ever wondered what would happen if your favourite 60's bands got their own chatrooms? Disclaimer: I don't own the bands, (I wish I did) and I did think of the idea after reading a bunch of marvel texts, but I checked for 60s ones, and I'd also like to give credit to CleanOldMan, who threatened to kill me if I didn't O.o Enjoy! xx

What happens when the five sassiest people in classic rock come to together? well. lots of things.