I trembled as I stared up into his black eyes. "Okay?" Be stupid I just stared at him in awe. "Okay?" He repeated. He tilted his head a bit as an amused smile came onto his face. "What did you humans call it's again, ah! Cat got your tongue?" He chuckled then leaned down to my puny body on the ground.

Cheesy jokes, puns and pick-up lines cheesier than the cheesiest jokes, puns and pick-up lines you've ever cheesed DISCLAIMER: These are not our jokes, they were found on the internet add well as all of the images Warning: If you are offended by dumb blond jokes, do not read or do not be offended, I don't have anything against blonds :)

Melody Jade Winterson She was always the quiet loner in high school, known by her innocence and brains; she was clearly the school's typical Nerd. Now, she has taken a few steps out of the life of a student and is now a flourishing Epidemiologist. Christopher Jay Calderson Or most commonly known as 'Chris', has been the school's biggest playboy and a huge Perv. Now, he's enhanced his skills and become a renowned composer, which has been in demand for a great deal of projects in various industries. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ...The Perv and The Nerd: Wish Come True... Jade had wished upon a star back then to make her high school life more exciting. Sure, it may have granted her wish, but that yearning gave her an infuriating pervert who keeps using her as a doll to toy with. But steadily, they became great friends who have each other's backs. And then, they developed more... The two have gone through many ups and downs that fate had played with their emotions from letting them get together. Now, as they finally start their new lives together as a couple, what other obstacles should they encounter in their relationship? Will they break and finish what they dreamed of starting? Or stay strong and face challenges that come their way? Jade may be too much of an airhead when other guys flirt with her, but her heart was always set on Chris. Because she's oblivious, it stirs up the jealousy in Chris, making his heart problems act up. But Jade is a loyal girlfriend that would never betray him. But she has some difficulties of her own, and is trying to carry all the burdens by herself. Will they have a happy ending this time? - - - - - - - - - Also, I DO NOT own the cover art, I just searched a specific genre on google & made this the cover for the book & just edited the title & my name on it. Can't type original art link cuz it exceeds 2000 charcter allowance. But search 'anime girl with glasses & long hair hugging a guy', u'll find it. #521 in Romance since 6-5-2017

A compilation of jokes that are cheesy, smart, humorous, hilarious and giggle-worthy. Read them and laugh! If you don't understand the pun just comment to receive a full walk through

So,this is just a book about Jokes and ComeBacks for people who have humor,like me!! Anyway,enjoy my fellow subjects! From Your Truly, ♥️Bubbles♥️

What if you wished for your boring life to become interesting? What if it happens, but you soon regret having wishing for it? Life isn't always what we expect it to be. Expect the unexpected and learn to take things as they are. If so, all your problems will be solved and cleared out. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ In this story, we get to learn about a girl who has made a wish on a shooting star to make her life exciting. Even though she is a loner, a book-lover, a science geek, or as we simply would imply -- a Nerd... What will become of our nerd heroine as she unexpectedly becomes close with a devious, good-looking, playboy who is commonly know as -- a Pervert? Find out more to this story and read on! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Also, the cover art is OWNED by me and it's respective creator. It was made for me by one of my readers, and I ended up sticking with the cover cause it was so nice~! ^_^ Cover Art By: NixFantasia #23 in Romance since 11-30-2015 #134 in Romance since 6-5-2017