❝i fell in love in a 7/11 parking lot sat on the curb drinking slurpees we mixed with alcohol❞ [lowercase intended bc too lazy to capitalize]

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

hes my brothers bestfriend thats basically my brother. but hes annoying and hot. barely any apostrophes and lower case intended.

Friend /frɛnd/ noun a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations. Book 1 of the English Love Affairs series [copyright @IrwinsLaughing - All Rights Reserved] thanks to brightscreen for the amazing cover! #950 In Fanfiction 24th July 2015 #956 In Fanfiction 25th July 2015 #791 In Fanfiction 7th August 2015

~12:03 am~ To: "sex god" Mikey i wish we could meet. ~12:07 am~ From: "sex god" Mikey one day, we will. Sequel: Connected

oh, why did he have to leave? ... a series of notes from a lonely girl.

Anonymous said: "Hey! I love your blog, where are you from? "Hey anon! I'm from New Zealand, how about you?" // in which michael anonymously messages luke's girlfriends bestfriend on Tumblr // Book 3 in the Social Media Series.

{sequel to Internet Friends} to: ivy my wivey ~sent at 4:35 am~ did you know that ivy leaves can be used as medicine? because i think you're the cure to my lonely heart to: CATson ~sent at 4:47~ wtf carson it's almost 5 am go to sleep and i'll see you tomorrow

"I miss you, I miss you." "No you don't, now please stop." "But I miss you damn it, why can't you realize that?" | a michael clifford fanfiction|

what would you do if michael clifford followed you? ©unhappylrh 2015