Your classic school romance, with pandas, egg and bacon macaroni and Hannah Montana XD. And sex, OBVIOUSLY. Ryden smut is compulsory, a vital part in any good fanfic. And we all know Ryden sex is the best. :) I don't know if I'll include the band. Most likely.

❝I just love being pretty❞ in which brendon is a sucker for the boy who just loves looking pretty.

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in which romance, death, and trauma ensues, but all turns out to be joyous in the end.

brendon urie gets dragged off to a club with his best friends, only to find that some long legged fellow gains his interest.

When two boys who are complete opposites of one-another are thrown into each others paths, questions arise, friendships are broken and formed, and a billion other complications are thrown into their faces, but they simply have to deal. Deal with the horrors of teenage angst.

Ryan works at a LGBT support hotline. He isn't enthusiastic about it at all. Brendon is a closeted gay kid who has no one to talk to. What are the odds of their connection through their phone calls? TW// homophobic slurs ((maybe)) cover by @mi_cro_wave