Long ago in the kingdom of Talahan, Queen Isabel, descendent of the great fae queen Azura, gave birth to two girls, Her second children, Atheena and Alexandria. The kingdom was in celebration for two months, until baby Atheena was abducted by a hooded figure. Now, Atheena knows herself as Ryia, the most skilled assassin in the assassin underworld. Then, Ryia is hired to protect princess Alexandria, a rebellious princess and her twin who only wants to explore and be free of the castle. But what happens when Ryia finds out about her past, and the people she thought she trusted were the people she should be most afraid of? And will Alexandria ever except her parents decision of putting her in an arranged marriage, or will she slowly fall in love with someone else? Will Alexandria ever be able to control her shadow powers that were passed down by her father? And will Ryia be able to save her sister from an evil assassin who is trying to kill her? Read to find out.

❝ Be confident. Be brave. Be fearless. You are loved either way .❞ Clara Liser is a girl with walls. She's beautiful, deeply empathetic and brave but she's also timid, shy and deeply scared of what the world thinks of her. Who else best to teach her the joy of living with your true self than a bad boy and a bucket list? ❝ Bravery is a choice. ❞ Enjoy all the cliches + a few more! (a more different summary is included inside!) Also, thank you to @commiserable for this amazing cover!

I have a VERY dirty mind

A bunch of Dirty Jokes/inappropriate pickup lines that might entertain you

Just some dirty jokes ;)

This is reserved for only the best and funniest, not all my joke. This is for the mature readers, will have warning for the extremely dirty jokes at the beginning of the chapter. completed.

This book has just about 10 jokes under each category

funny thoo..

Just bored, so decided to share these posts I found written by the awesome teens of this generation. Hope you can relate! This book is actually for people who have escaped from the asylum. WARNING: Side effects of reading this book include: 1. Your parents wanting to disown you because they will start to think you're a psychopath. 2. Stupidity. 3. Idiocy. 4. Becoming part of the mentally challenged... actually, you do all that just fine on your own, don't you?

Sequel to Teenager posts. Don't die of too much laughter, I don't want to go to jail early... Seriously, don't.