Quotes of inspiration

They say "If you are skinny, you're on drugs. If you are fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you dress for comfort, you're a slob. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything, you're rude. If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake. If you cry, you're a drama que...

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basically just my diary where i write about my life and little poems. © reblame 2014

funny jokes to use on people or for cheap laughs

My Sister Lives On The Mantelpiece

My sister lives on the mantelpiece. You won't understand our story at first. But I hope by the end you will. I did not write the original book. Credit goes to Annabel pitcher.