Get the bleach ready (Why the fuck is this my most popular thing? Jesus.)

(Randomness For Dummies Sequel!) Hello, and welcome to the not-so exciting sequel of the book mentioned above! Yes I am too lazy to type it. Get ready for more not funny jokes and comebacks that will probably make you wanna die! (A/N Yes, I am aware that I have a ton of other books that I probably should be working on instead of this, but idk, man. I guess unfinished books are my thing. Really sorry to those who have been waiting...) Anyway, few have dared to press that orange button above, and even fewer have survived! Yes, I am allowed to exaggerate. Press that button or die trying. Either way works for me.

If u have come across this, u should know what you have gotten yourself into. Welcome to a world of randomness. May I interest you in a complementary tomahto? (Yes, I know I spelled it wrong. It's on purpose.) If not, could you click the orange READ button anyway? P.S. You do not have to be a dummy to read this.