Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

NOT A FANFIC FROM THE TV SHOW. My name is Allison DeMontagne: certified genius, criminal mastermind, and international thief. I have performed heists on every continent before disappearing without a trace. I can think up seventeen different ways to disable a burglar alarm in the time it takes you to type out an email. Every important figure in the criminal underworld knows my name. I am fifteen years old.