"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

Best ever comebacks and insults to use in any scenario you feel necessary. May it be for laughing, having a good time, enjoying yourself when bored, or just when someone is being annoying. REMINDER!!!!~ None of these should be taken offensively or the wrong way whatsoever. Thank you! :)