Waist-Deep In Walmart

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

Comebacks & Insults

Best ever comebacks and insults to use in any scenario you feel necessary. May it be for laughing, having a good time, enjoying yourself when bored, or just when someone is being annoying. REMINDER!!!!~ None of these should be taken offensively or the wrong way whatsoever. Thank you! :)