Todd Brotzman is twelve years old, living with his parents and his little sister Amanda. Life for Todd is dull and inane, with any chances of something happening incredibly low; That was until Todd found him on the doorstep... (Also, I did edit their ages for the book, because plot. Obviously.) WARNING: I am the most inconsistent human being in existence, so updates may/will be slow. Sorry.

What if Hannibal and Will had a kid?