Not gonna lie, your situation could almost be seen as 'sad.' Getting a job as a mercenary isn't too bad, what's really sad is becoming a psychopath's assistant.

Hello my lovelies! This is a tf2 one shot book, starring our favorite mercanaries! This book only has fluff, keep that in mind~ Team Fortress 2 belongs to Valve☆

*The book cover is not my art, or any within this book, credit to the artists. I do not own TF2, or you.* Ever have a TF2 member you've dreamed of being with? Well then look no further! I bring you some simple oneshots! Some may be +18, but that'll be probably if it's requested.

⚠CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AND UPDATED⚠ It's a one shot pile, guys. Random one shots of the mercs. That's it. Idk what else you were expecting. Very indulgent. Sometimes ignores canon but mainly only small bits are ignored.

I will be doing a series of one shots. I take requests! Please, request a scenario, and I will do it! :D No smut though, I want it pg here. But of course, there WILL be some swearing. Oh, and one more thing, I will be doing requests in the order they are requested, but, if one's hard to write, I may skip it and come back to it. Anywho, request away! I need inspiration! And of course I will be putting in a few stories requested by yours truly. (Me, of course. XD) EDIT: I'm not taking requests anymore, sorry. Look at my book 2!

These are stories for boy & girl readers so don't get you panties in a twist. But yes tf2 ..... what more do I say. I will also take requests. And don't wreck me if I spell something wrong for spy or something . Besides I'm only human I will mess up but ok here you dingdongs go. There will be magic, genderbending, and Oc's so don't flip yo shiznit .

One shots for Team Fortress 2. Requests are open! I can do a bunch of different things such as ships, reader inserts, whatever scenario you want, and smut/lemons.

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Just a bunch of one-shots of the TF2 guyssssss. There may be some rlly derpy moments if you don't mind. Also I dun want ANY HATE BITCH U CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE IF U READ THIS AND SAY U RUINED TF2! UR FAULT FOE READING >:OOO *cough cough* srrrrrryyyy.....