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Blood for the Blood God (Technoblade) by Shlok198309191
Blood for the Blood God (Technoblade)
Shlok198309191
  • Reads 21,445
  • Votes 680
  • Parts 17
I had nothin to do so yah just made this enjoy nerds
Jeff The Killer X Reader by ThePerfectBlur
Jeff The Killer X Reader
ThePerfectBlur
  • Reads 3,412,054
  • Votes 118,942
  • Parts 62
Secrets. Some are best hidden from the world and from other people. Although, the more secrets that build up, the angrier a person may get.
Hater gonna hate. Killers gonna . . . love? (Jeff the killer x reader lemon) by Sam_the_Smasher2000
Hater gonna hate. Killers gonna . . . love? (Jeff the killer x reader lemon)
Sam_the_Smasher2000
  • Reads 124,511
  • Votes 2,421
  • Parts 14
Jeff The Killer doesn't believe in love. He despises it. But, what happens when he kidnaps you. Nothing bad could happen . . . right? (Other then him hurting you) Wrong. When one day, he plans to end your life, he couldn't bring himself to do it. After that, when you go a day without being punished, he kisses you, and if you go a month without punishment . . . let's say you get a little dirty. ;)
House Of Cards || NCT Mafia by WeAreShadowsAndLight
House Of Cards || NCT Mafia
WeAreShadowsAndLight
  • Reads 715,820
  • Votes 37,210
  • Parts 101
House of cards (NCT mafia) 21 cards, one game, no rules. Or so they thought. But what happens when a sudden card joins the party without being invited, destroying the house of cards that was thoroughly built? Will the palace fall, or become even stronger than ever? Only one way to find out: Let the game begin! And remember...to always keep a card up your sleeve. [COMPLETED]
This love can kill (Vincent/purple guy x reader) by jenie_luv
This love can kill (Vincent/purple guy x reader)
jenie_luv
  • Reads 518,203
  • Votes 13,888
  • Parts 43
Long loved friends... your best friend being a purple friend. Just as your childhood is starting... you've been required to move away, leaving your friends behind. Years later you decide to return where it all started, but soon find the boys you left behind are now men... working at your childhood hangout! Soon a love for a certain purple man begins to grow... but does the love you feel, will be your death sentance?
Lovely Purple (Vincent x Reader) by vxlkyrie-writes
Lovely Purple (Vincent x Reader)
vxlkyrie-writes
  • Reads 339,047
  • Votes 7,684
  • Parts 34
Look dude, idk what to tell you, I started this thing 7 years ago and idk why it's still getting reads. I'm sorry if this is my first impression of you, but if you like the character and you still wanna read a former 13-year-old's fanfic, be my guest. Cover art credit: Dfox999 on Tumblr (always give credit, kids) Started: January 1st, 2016 Finished: December 30th, 2017 MOST RECENT: 🥇 #1 in "Purple Guy": April 2021 🥇 #1 in "Vincent": April 2023 🥇 #1 in "FiveNightsAtFreddys" January 2021 🥇 #1 in "Fazbear": September 2020 🥉 #4 in "FNaF": December 2020
The Story Of His Life(Purple Guy/Vincent x Reader) by Katerinaki_Styles
The Story Of His Life(Purple Guy/Vincent x Reader)
Katerinaki_Styles
  • Reads 160,596
  • Votes 3,299
  • Parts 12
"For the love of my life,the girl who changed me...(Y/N)" ~Vincent,the Purple Guy.
They Can Love? Human FNAF x Reader by FreeFlyer68
They Can Love? Human FNAF x Reader
FreeFlyer68
  • Reads 570,666
  • Votes 14,069
  • Parts 26
Y/n decides that it's time to get a job. Especially after what just happened. Y/n see's an ad in the paper for a night guard at a kids pizzeria. Accepting the fact that it wouldn't be that bad, she decides it's worth a shot. What she didn't know was that the animatronics come alive at night, and they want Y/n. * I do not own any of the characters * * All credit goes to Scott Cawthon *
purple guy x reader_ memory book by -kennysama-
purple guy x reader_ memory book
-kennysama-
  • Reads 64,175
  • Votes 1,125
  • Parts 17
Bloodlines a Jeff the killer love story by Allie_Leonhardt
Bloodlines a Jeff the killer love story
Allie_Leonhardt
  • Reads 171
  • Votes 15
  • Parts 7
Um this love story is about a girl and her father is slenderman and in her blodline is also zalgo what happens when she meets the other creepypasta's will she accept her fate as a a family member f a killing family or refuse the role as a daughter of a king or neither or both " I my name is Alexandria Mitchell Baker and my age is 11 but I love creepypasta but I don't know much on how to write fancy like and add another page so you guys are going to have to deal with it but um good news is that I'll try and make it full of drama action and the bad boys in there and crushes and love days and family and killing gore blood and we'll Christmas and Halloween and thanksgiving and and other seasons so yeah and um no hate plz comment any ideas for me yeah"