These are not mine! They were found online! I want to share you guys some texting bloopers I have found! They are funny! Hope you like them, please vote, comment and fan! Thanks!

This is a comeback book if some of these come back offends you then don't read them. But other than that, I hope you all enjoy my comeback book full of hilarious and savage insults that will have you falling out of your chair

Wanna read some funny dirty jokes? Read this now! all of these are not mine they are from internet

These are a couple of the most cheesiest cheesy of all cheesyness cheesy pick up lines xP Read it I assure you you'll smile :)

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer