Hi! So, just what the title says, really. Remember, this is JUST MY OPINIONS and it may contradict what A LOT of people think, but other parts might be better. If you don't like one thing that I say, PLEASE don't stop reading just because of it. Disclaimer: a lot of Rick Riordan's characters (duh) and if I say something similar to what someone else did, I'm sorry and I probably wasn't trying to copy them. Thanks and please read!

This is for all the Potterheads who think they are being pushed around by all the percy jackson fans.

Percy and the rest of the seven are in the middle of the Giant war when suddenly, one by one, they are whisked away to the past. What happens when they meet their past selves, and past enemies? Follow the seven through their journey of romance, humor, danger, and all out chaos.

Percy Jackson meets Facebook. Shenanigans ensue. Edit: Extremely outdated humor and who even uses Facebook. Probably includes typos and really cringe/embarrassing plot lines and jokes. At least I tried? Thanks for reading. :)

The seven plus Thalia, Nico, Calypso, and Reyna go to Goode high school. For all you percy jackson lovers. I do not own any PJO or Heroes of olympus characters Rick Riordan does and he's awesome. One thing to say all-though this is a fanfiction and the idea of "demigods going to high school" is a pretty widespread idea the specific things that happen in this book are MY idea and they should stay that way. So basically don't copy.

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Perseus Jackson is dead. He didn't die in battle. He wasn't killed during a quest. He didn't make the Gods so mad they killed them. His fatal flaw turned out to be actually fatal. But the Fates aren't through with him just yet. First he was the Gods pawn. But, now he belongs to the Fates. +++ Disclaimer: I don't own anything besides the plot. Rick Riordan owns all of it.

He saved them. He loved them. Cared for them. A hero like this should be treated with respect. However his only reward was betrayal. His name is Iota. And this is his story. --- Sometimes, your family goes against you. Sometimes they play with your feelings. And sometimes they just use you. I had always thought that being a family meant that you stick together, never going against each other. Apparently, my own family thought being a family meant treating you like dirt. That is why I left. Left to begin a new family, a new life. I dreamed of just settling down and staying with them in safety forever. However, sometimes on the way to your dream you get lost and find a new one. When new trouble arises and I am once again thrown into the mix, my dream shifts when I begin to see clearer. When I finally begin to know the truth, my world is turned upside down. So, will I know my true identity? Or will I forever be known as Perseus Jackson the Hero Gone Wrong. And will I finally be not alone. --- Join Percy and the gang in this new story! Read along as people are made into enemies and alliances are made. ---- Rated PG-13 for minor cursing and may contain gore All rights to Rick Riordan Read on!

Percy jackson felt Abandoned at camp, so he left. Now he is back, Four hundred years later and he is very different. He is Chaos' assassin, defender of the universe. He has been for the 300 years, but what happened during those 100 years?

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)