❝Hel-❞ ❝Dad? How is she?! I would come now but-❞ ❝Chris...it's Willow.❞ ❝Oh, shit. Sorry. Wrong number.❞ + (not worth reading at all, i don't know what my 15 year old self was thinking writing this tbh, it continues to be up for me to reminisce) #26 ; short story (23/11) #17 ; short story (14/12) #8 ; short story (18/12) #4 ; short story (23/12) #3 ; short story (3/1/2016) #2 ; short story (15/1/2016) #1 ; short story (31/1/2016) cover by @ashtonlirwin + © cruise-ing 2015/6 all rights reserved

❝Would you date the hot, breathtakingly handsome and charming Martin Sykes?❞ ❝Are you the aforementioned Martin Sykes?❞ ❝Yes?❞ ❝Then no.❞ ↭ When Martin dials his project partner's number wrong, little did he know that within a few random conversations he'd be helplessly trying to put a face on the chatty, sarcastic girl on the other end of the line. ▹ Ranked #1 in Short Story on July 19, 2016

"Hello, we are here to advise you on all your questions, concerns, and problems related to relationships. How may I assist you today?" "I think my girlfriend is cheating on me." Everything started with this simple line.

"Hey Princess" "Excuse me?" "No. You are not excused." "What? Wait, who are you?" "I am your Prince Charming." And just like that the phone call ended. --- A Dialogue Short Story --- In which 16 year old Cindy Bennet receives a call from the mysterious Prince Charming; someone whom she least expects to know in real life. But when Charming bombards her with memories she doesn't remember remembering, she realises that there's more to the phone boy than what meets the eye. --- Stunning cover by LittleYummyMuffin --- [Highest Rank #145 in Short Story]

She only wanted a chicken noodle soup. He only wanted to keep talking to her. They didn't only fall in love. Told through a series of phone calls. » #5 in Short Story on 28/06/2020

❝HELP HELP HELLLP!❞ ❝Hello, this is the Fine Apple market, and no, we are not an Apple knockoff store; how may I help you?❞ ❝Well, someone just stole my phone.❞ ❝Sorry, what?❞ ❝You asked how you could help me.❞ ❝...Oh.❞ ◽︎◾︎◽︎ in which a jittery workaholic who realizes she needs help and an antisocial beach bum who doesn't realize he needs help both find help. short story #22 copyright © 2016 by rosecoloredsoul. all rights reserved. cover by @robinwithouthoodie

"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

"Hello, this is The Mini Cafe. How may-" "Omg Linda!!" "What?" "Who are you and what did you do with Linda?" -------- It all started with a simple phone call. *Cover made by the amazing @JaneConquestBackup

"Hello, this is-" "I'm gonna kill myself." "I-er...what?" "Did you not hear me the first time? I said I'm gonna kill myself." "N-no! Don't do that...think of everyone that would miss you!" "Ha, yeah right. The only thing that would miss me is my cat. And that's only because I giver her food." "Let me guess. She's too much of a pussy to help you?" "..." "...bad joke? Okay I'm sorry-" "Oh my god that was the single funniest thing I heard in a while" "So I take it the other funny things went on dates?" "..." "HAHAHA OH MY GOD WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!" "...Ma'am you called the animal shelter." ----------------------------------------- One suicidal girl. One bad boy. One phone call. And one animal shelter. What could possibly go wrong? ------------------------------------------- A bit cringey not that I look back at it, but I'm gonna try editing lol