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•Completed• In a small medieval kingdom, superstition and fireside stories are a way of life, making it hard to tell truth from tale. When young and innocent Charis weds the recently appointed earl, Lord Gavriel Vane, mysteries and doubts emerge. A romance story told through a blend of words and art: a struggle between her thoughts (verbal) and his intentions (visual). All illustrations are my own. ~I hope you enjoy it! November 2016 - January 2017 (with edits since)

Highest Rank: #79 in Action ======================================================================= There's never any evidence. Never a trace. All the kills are quick, quiet, and clean. Just the way she likes it. ====================================== Rina Steele is the top assassin in the agency. With no empathy and no care in the world, she has perfected the arts of murder. When she's partnered up with the second top assassin to impress her agency's benefactors, how the hell will she get out of it alive. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ due to my lack of posting, I'm allowing @amy_bda to continue "Steele Sniper." ONLY her

Being the daughter of the god of the Underworld isn't the first thing you'd want to tell someone about yourself. But when it might lead them to telling you exactly what you want to hear, through the fear of what they think you might be able to do to them, it can come in handy. My father thought that my mother's memory of us, of our whole world, was wiped clean from her mind, but I knew differently. I knew that she still remembered and, with her memory still intact, she was still in danger of the person who we thought was a friend. I knew that I had to find her, wherever she was, hiding in plain sight. I knew that finding her and having her with us was the right thing, no matter what my father said. But the one thing that I didn't know? I didn't know that, after the twenty-four hundred years that I'd been alive, I would find the one person that I was destined to be with, the one person that I would do anything for, even defy the others that I loved. (Spinoff/Sequel to A Thousand Thrones)

Lennox Gordon had basically trained for the Race all her life. She was always cool, calm, and collected when it came to the month and a half Race around the United States. She never let anything get in her way or distract her. But then Kier Portner came along and changed everything. Kier's the newbie in the Race and trained in secret with Lennox's father, who was the first ever winner of the Race. Kier gets under Lennox's skin and makes her feel things that she'd never felt before with anyone. Are the feeling between the two of them real, or does Kier have an ulterior motive? Is this Race going to be just like another other Race, or is it going to be a 'Race of Love' as the entire country is assuming?

(The Triumvirate Histories Book Two) What do you get when you add a girl whose life has been more than boring over the last few months and another who looks like a Southern Belle Barbie come to life? Two roommates who are bound to not have anything in common. And what about when you add her nerdy, yet extremely good-looking boyfriend into the mix? Getting to think about that guy you fell for who thought it'd be nice to tell you he loved you before disappearing. And what do you get when you add seeing the guy who'd shot you in your first college class, the next day almost being kidnapped by the secret society that he was a member of, and finding out that your roommate and her boyfriend are totally not who you expected? Yep. The second kidnapping of Emmy Alexander, though I was more than happy to go along with it this time. After months of waiting, I thought I wasn't going to be a part of the mission of the Brotherhood, the secret society that was hidden to the world, as they continued to try and piece together the puzzle of where their hidden history was located. But when the leader of the other secret society makes a promise to come after you, she definitely intended to keep it. So now, I was back in the protection of the Brotherhood, back with John Raymond, that guy who apparently forgot about those three words he said to me before disappearing. But was I complaining? Heck no. Because, along with being with him again, I was officially back to being a part of the mission and we were traveling the world yet again, only breaking into the government buildings of the wealthiest nations in the world this time. And, of course, the Knights, that other secret society, were going to try to do anything to stop us just like the last time. They wanted me...wanted my help in getting into the heart of the Brotherhood, which I still didn't want to happen. And I thought my life was going to be boring again. Yeah, whatever.

A game of Seven Minutes in Heaven turned into my personal Hell. I didn't know the first boy I'd kiss, I'd kill. But I couldn't help it. The feeling, the power it gave me as I drained the life from his body was amazing. But when he dropped to a heap on the floor in front of me, his eyes open and unseeing, I screamed. Because one look, you're mine. One touch, I've got you under my spell. One kiss... You're dead.

A family's past can determine the future. A girl not from our time, but her choice will determine the family's fate. Twins who can change the future with just a dream, which determine the fate of themselves, the ones they love, and millions of others. Another set of twins, four generations later, whose ability will change the fate of a nation. The family's past can determine the future...but what does that mean for the rest of us? (Books 1-4)