Funny Percy Jackson jokes

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Lord Vane

•Completed• In a small medieval kingdom, superstition and fireside stories are a way of life, making it hard to tell truth from tale. When young and innocent Charis weds the recently appointed earl, Lord Gavriel Vane, mysteries and doubts emerge. A romance story told through a blend of words and art: a struggle betwe...

Steele Sniper

Highest Rank: #79 in Action ======================================================================= There's never any evidence. Never a trace. All the kills are quick, quiet, and clean. Just the way she likes it. ====================================== Rina Steele is the top assassin in the agency. ...

A Discordant Melody

Being the daughter of the god of the Underworld isn't the first thing you'd want to tell someone about yourself. But when it might lead them to telling you exactly what you want to hear, through the fear of what they think you might be able to do to them, it can come in handy. My father thought that my mother's memo...

The Race

Lennox Gordon had basically trained for the Race all her life. She was always cool, calm, and collected when it came to the month and a half Race around the United States. She never let anything get in her way or distract her. But then Kier Portner came along and changed everything. Kier's the newbie in the Race a...

Graceful Deception

(The Triumvirate Histories Book Two) What do you get when you add a girl whose life has been more than boring over the last few months and another who looks like a Southern Belle Barbie come to life? Two roommates who are bound to not have anything in common. And what about when you add her nerdy, yet extremely good...

A Thousand Thrones

A game of Seven Minutes in Heaven turned into my personal Hell. I didn't know the first boy I'd kiss, I'd kill. But I couldn't help it. The feeling, the power it gave me as I drained the life from his body was amazing. But when he dropped to a heap on the floor in front of me, his eyes open and unseeing, I screame...

The Descendants Series Vol. 1

A family's past can determine the future. A girl not from our time, but her choice will determine the family's fate. Twins who can change the future with just a dream, which determine the fate of themselves, the ones they love, and millions of others. Another set of twins, four generations later, whose ability will...