Highest Ranking: #52 in Teen Fiction! "Don't push me," The princess leaned in closer to him and whispered near his ear, "to show you just how good a princess I am." Just then, he knew how not good she was. Just then, he seemed to know that the wild vibes he'd detected coming off her had been totally real. So without a warning, Prince Sebastian leaned her down, which obviously was a shock for her, as she grabbed the Prince by the shoulders to keep herself from falling. And just when his lips were close enough to hers, he whispered, "I'd love to know how good you can be." ** Full summary inside.

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

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