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Rebirth Of The Thief Who Roamed The World

This is for offline reading purposes only so I do not take credit.Currently from chapter 1 to chapter 660.

Game Transcendence

••~COMPLETED~•• Kian Sylvester enters Dimensional Heroes Online to pick himself up after a year of depression and experiences the wonders of the first ever game to transport the players in a whole new dimension. However, it seems that a beautiful world was not the only thing that awaited him but also a horrifying even...

The Gamer

Si Mark ay isang ordinaryong high school student na magaling sa larangan ng gaming. Isang aksidente ang babago sa kanyang ordinaryong buhay. Story completed but under revision

Kurai Yoru (Darker Night)

You've gotten used on accompanying the heroes in their adventure. It's always fun, rainbows, cries and rain all bundled up together. This time, however, how about you travel with the villain? Guilt. A feeling that a certain demon lord never thought he'll feel. Alas, it was there. Who knew demons-- and their leader on...

邪神之道 B3

Kitchen staff member of the Seven Rivers Sect, Yè Guǐ Fèng (夜鬼凤) with a cultivation base of the Qi Condensation levels has no hope of ever becoming a true immortal in a world of talent beats all. Working painstakingly in the kitchen of the sect without a single spirit stone to show for his efforts he eventually meets...

邪神之道 B1

Kitchen staff member of the Seven Rivers Sect, Yè Guǐ Fèng (夜鬼凤) with a cultivation base of the Qi Condensation levels has no hope of ever becoming a true immortal in a world of talent beats all. Working painstakingly in the kitchen of the sect without a single spirit stone to show for his efforts he eventually meets...

TGDK - The Great Demon King

If I don't die... I swear I will act on all my evil thoughts. Not exactly everyone's typical thought when they're about to die. What will a cowardly young man do when reincarnated with the evil powers to redefine his destiny? Can the natural kindness of human nature triumph over evil? Will he become the cold bloode...

My Beautiful Teacher

About: My Beautiful Teacher (我的美女老师) is a Chinese novel written by Ram de Night (黑夜de白羊). It is the most popular novel under Modern Xianxia genre at 17k.com. Description: My Beautiful Teacher tells the story of a university graduate Qin Chao who can't seem to find a job and is in a downward spiral in his life. T...

Beast Mode: On

Ang bawat isa sa atin ay may sari-sariling consciousness and inner thoughts, hindi mo pwedeng i-judge as a whole ang lahat ng tao dahil ang bawat isa sa mga ito ay magkakaiba, may uniqueness. Mabilis na tumatakbo ang oras pero sa iba ito'y mabagal ngunit di naman nagbabago ang bilis ng iko't ng ating mundo sa harap ng...

A Sorcerer's Journey

With my knowledge, give me a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world! ... Sorcerer Continent-a world where sorcerers exist. Wielders of arcane knowledge. Masters of all elements. Sovereigns of space and time. These sorcerers governed the world with their unrivaled prowess. One day, a young man awakene...

Tales of Galfia

This is a tale of love, magic, battles and aeons.Yes Aeons!They are mythical creatures that can be summoned to aid their master in battle.Kingdom against kingdom.Hearts against hearts this story will take you to a world of fantasy called Galfia. Join the adventure of Kraden Rigor and Lilica as they try to prevent anot...

Heroes Quest Online (Gaming Story) - Completed

Si Kirito, isang 15 years old na binata ay papasukin ang isang nasirang game, ang Heroes Quest Online. Tatlong bagay lang ang gusto niyang mangyari, ang makahanap ng mga kaibigan sa game, ang mahanap si Tobi at ang talunin ang Virus na sumira sa game na matagal niyang hinintay na malaro. Cover by @YumiAriellaZuzette S...

Forgotten Conqueror B1

Powerless and filled with raging anger for half his life, an avenger grasps hold of what was to be his redemption only to find despair and darkness. His mind lost, his anger went on to bring about the path of carnage. He is, but an inextinguishable flame that threatens to consume everything; all in the name of retribu...

The Tales Of Mytria (Under Editing)

Highest Rank Achievement in "What's Hot" in Science Fiction Category, Rank 8 as of 10/21/2016 Paano kung isang araw nagising ka ng walang alaala ng iyong nakaraan? Paano kung ang tanging paraan lang para maibalik ang iyong alaala ay tapusin ang isang game? Gagawin mo ba? Ano ang mas pipiliin mo ang hinahanap mong pagk...

Pathless Origin: Bane Of The Gods #featured

After a failed suicide, 16 year old Artillian Skye woke up as an armoured soldier. With only a spear in hand, he was thrust in the middle of a battlefield with thousands of soldiers. Somehow he had entered the Gaia domain. A place were spirits, demons and Demi-Gods run rampant in their quests for power. Artillian lear...

God and Devil World

Description In less than an instant the world as we knew it was at its end. That's right. The Apocalypse. In a single blink Zombies appeared and mutated monsters began to rampage all throughout the world. Now it was the human species turn to fight for survival and planetary dominance! On the same day that the world de...

Limitless Sword God

Description Su Yun was a prodigy, blessed by the gods. However, life is never so easy. Soon after reaching 6th stage in spirit novice realm cultivation, his progress stagnated due to incurring a rare medical condition. A few years go by, and Su Yun has spent all his time gambling or drinking, wasting his youth away, b...

True Martial World

Description With the strongest experts from the 33 Heavens, the Human Emperor, Lin Ming and his opponent, the Abyssal Demon King were embroiled in a final battle. It ended with the Human Emperor destroying the Abyssal World and killing the Abyssal Demon King. By then, a godly artifact, the mysterious purple card that...

The Nine Cauldrons

Synopsis: Emperor Zi Yu used 5 strikes of his axe to split mountains and unify everyone underneath the heavens. He partitioned the land into 9 areas, thus establishing the Nine Cauldrons which eventually became known as the 9 prefectures. When Emperor Zi Yu died, disputes unceasingly arose One thousand years later, a...

Solitary Sword Sovereign

One day, every human on earth was given a class and gained abilities. People gained levels and stats; like strength and agility. Will Chamberlain; a 16-year-old, was given the class Water Meister. He had the ability to freely control water. An ability that had more than meets the eye. At the same time, mysterious st...

(OLD/NOT CANON) Immortal Ascension Tower

WARNING - BEING REBOOTED. ALTHOUGH THIS IS MARKED AS COMPLETE, IT JUST CUTS OFF AT SOME RANDOM POINT. Sorry for being a bad Author... Setting - After hundreds of years, candidates to the legendary Title of Twin stars finally appear in the Mysterious Light-Shadow Sect. However, few people can tell wether they wil...

Titan's Throne

30 year old Bastian Smith died and reincarnated in a different body in a word different from earth. The body he was in was that of a 12 year old noble boy. Bastian was at a loss. This new body however had a dragon looking tattoo on his chest. When he touched it something strange occurred. A powerful voice resounded...

Polymath Redux

I own none of this great fiction. All credit goes to the author, HiDrangeA. This fiction is purely for reading purposes only. You can find the original fiction at the Wordpress URL above or at royalroadl.com. ...

Spectral Regalia

I own and wrote none of this awesome fiction. Zephon allowed people to share it, so ALL credits go to the author, Zephon, and his group of Prs and editors on Royal Road. Check it out at royalroadl.com and support or donate to them ...