"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story

"Aurel?" "I told you I'm not a girl" "Well, since I haven't seen you, your sexuality is not confirmed" "You want me to send you a pic of my penis?" "tempting but no" #1 in short story [7/22/16] Book Two From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved This book was edited by @LunaValdez24

"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

two strangers. two eccentric personalities. two large, lonely hearts. and one anonymous chatroom. | completed 2k14 | | cover by @obsessions- |

❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

Julia (@rigor_samsa) and Poppy (@afterthinking) can't cook for shit. So obviously, they must put in the extra time and end the year with an A plus.

♢ It's hard to love from afar; So that's why they wrote each other Emails they never sent. And that's how they learnt To love ♢

"Hey Mia?" "Yeah?" "Just making sure you're there." The prologue to Lobsters, showing how Mia and Polly met.

(don't expect a steady update timeline) Hello! I'm KC; I live with Mom, Dad, and Little Sister. This is a story of real conversations I've had with my parents. I'd just like to clarify that my parents are really lovely people that mean no harm with their twisted, sarcastic humour; They simply think they are funny. (Sometimes the grandparents say something note-worthy, as well.) *Caution, profanity.* Best Rank: #44 in Random

[Revised] Jack Halley is best known in Hayden for his writing, deemed as the boy who writes with stars, his title soon gets challenged when Hayden's Miss Sunshine commits suicide one day leaving no suicide letter, only her lacerated wrist connected to her dead body. With his title in danger, Jack must find out who this girl was and write the best eulogy he can come up with before the girl's burial ceremony. Set in a two-week course, Jack soon unravels who Hayden's Miss Sunshine really was. But Jack tends to glorify and puts people on high pedastal easily. Can he cope after all the lies been said? Especially when he finds out that Ladi isn't really the girl he and everyone, thinks? This is Jack and Ladi's story; this is how he wrote the universe and put it into one paragraph. #nobullying -- Current cover by: xdemonsflowerx