"w-wait. you're Luke Hemmings.." "I bet you're pretty surprised right about now... aren't you?" or the one where Luke's ex girlfriend changes her number, now Calum's new phone number. Luke drunkinly tries texting his ex- that number just so happening to be Calum. sassy!calum rockstar!luke

cliffordx1995: i need you to come and get me, i am lost and have no idea where i am at the moment. penguinloverxox: um, who are you? [warning: awful author me thought this was cute but looking back on it i think it's horrible. the only reason that it's staying published is because people seem to enjoy it lol.]

••complete 2014•• louis runs a gang and harry dates gang members

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Zayn: Suck my dick man Zayn: but no homo though, bro { No homo turned into 'I love you, bro.' }

louist91: I kinda really wanna suck your dick louist91: no homo tho ••••• {HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in FanFiction}

in which calum lies a lot. © All Rights Reserved.

in which harry is depressed and louis tries to cheer him up. © All Rights Reserved.