An extraordinarily lucky man is blasted into space and killed in a freak accident, only to be revived nine apocalypses later to find himself one half of the last remnants of humanity. Now he and a woman from this strange future must travel through time in order to escape from an intergalactic zoo run by shapeshifting bugs, passing through all the really good ends-of-the-world along the way. Now a featured story!

A book filled with band-inflicted humour! The official first edition of IdioticallyStupid's band books! (I since found out that my previous [precious] JalexAtTheDisco username was illegal...) (For some reason, Wattpad thought it would be hilarious to delete over ten of the chapters, hence why: 1) I've got even more temper issues. 2) I ungratefully ended this book with no appreciation or anything. I'm So Sorry.) PLEASE READ THE SECOND EDITION: https://www.wattpad.com/story/50064818-bands-2-jalexatthedisco CHECK OUT MY JALEX FAN-FIC COLLABORATION WITH CRAZY_UNICORN34: https://www.wattpad.com/story/51559697-six-feet-under-the-stars-jalex-boy-x-boy