After witnessing the horrible shooting of a high official from the underground, you are marked for death with your head prized at 10 million dollars. Contract killers from different corners of the globe fly to New York to claim their prize, one of which just happens to be the former charge of your neighbor... DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hitman!Jones or Hetalia and any of its characters. I also don't own the butterfly and crosshair illustrations, I only used them for the cover. All rights reserved. WARNING: The following may have detailed or mild descriptions of gore and violence; black comedy; limes (mild smut); and swearing. Reader discretion is advised.

Incubus n. : An evil spirit that lies on persons in their sleep; especially one that has sexual intercourse with women while they are sleeping. (drintimacy.wordpress.com) DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia.

"Some things are born bad." Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. I do not own the hand print image (retrieved from: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/391602130069229696/) or the butterfly (retrieved from: https://openclipart.org/detail/242519/retro-floral-butterfly-silhouette) in my book cover. All rights go to their respective owners.

RAMBLINGS MY AWKWARD AWESOMENESS HETALIA X READERS AND ME SOMTIMES VENTING TO U GUYS :/

Many stories about reader with all the hetalians(it's not series) every story is new story. No to be continue. (灬ơ₃ơ)ﾉ〜♡

Woah one of these stories? Yup! I'm going to do everyone, ladies and gents, but feel free to request in case I forget someone because I probably will. Johnny gets a chapter too, but it's not what you think I swear I would never hurt you in such a way bby ;-; Also theres no smut you smutty thinker >_> i write tragedies not sins dammit!

Kumustaaa! Ako ang Republika ng Pilipinas AKA Emilio Jose de la Cruz! Ito ang diary/journal ko...

Welcome to my second book of randomness, hoes.

Special thanks to OllieMaeCarroll They made my cover! Hello Readers! Its Haio/Princess here! Now Iggy owns you and me but if your jealous of me and him having to own me too bad. Anyways, Im doing a good book of England here. My goal is to reach about 150 oneshots so be prepared! Most may be songfics.

Alfred has worked at the same hospital with the same job for years, so when his boss offers him a more interesting job, he happily accepts. Until her treatment is finished, Alfred has to look after a young girl with cancer. But as time goes by, he realises she isn't like the others, she's different. Picture doesn't belong to me. Story is MEIN But the characters aren't (except that one nurse and America's boss at the beginning..) You belong to America or yourself Amazing cover made by Alderheart :)