Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

This story is a Fan Fiction - Doctor Who story and is just for fun, so any fan of Doctor Who like me - enjoy!!! Please be aware this is not finished - try not to be too disappointed - I'm sure it will be one day!!!

Severus Snape thought that this year couldn't get any worse, he already had to tutor an aggressive young woman in the fine art of potions and that really wasn't enjoyable. But now it seems they have to go to Hogwarts together...

Sixth-year Slytherin, Alice Rhowen, is, along with her boyfriend Draco Malfoy, the most powerful Slytherin student. She's the outcast of a family full of Gryffindors. When Draco and his family invite her to their house for Christmas break, her life is never the same.