Pinoy Knock knock jokes
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Last part of Marry You. SUPPORT YUMANCE Copyrighted © Pinkyjhewelii, 2014
Sabi nila kapag ex na, ex na. Hindi na dapat nagkikita pa. Meet Arkisha, the girl who will do everything just to make her ex, Adam Jacob stay in her life. After the break up, there is something they can't get enough of. Benefits. Sa larong ito, ang unang ma-inlove ulit, ang talo. But for Arkisha, kaya niyang isuga...
Has your mother ever been so worried that her husband is cheating on her that she sends you to go undercover where he works? No? Well, mine did. Just to clear it all up my father works as a teacher for an ALL boys college. ------ Claire Martez had a pretty normal life, she had just recently graduated a few months ag...
What if everything you thought was once okay wasn't anymore? Jesse Farone has been in jail for 9 years for helping hide the evidence of Miranda Salic's death. Getting out free from community service and all charges at age 28 he decides he has nothing left and becomes an illegal assassin. Smart huh? Though the question...
**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company'...
Riley Scott's the one name that everyone knows in the agency. She's the best at her job along with her best friend Joey. She wasn't at all surprised to be sent on a case in the states. Catching a few drug dealers, that should be easy. Well, at least that's what Riley thought. Riley is ordered by her step-father Cole t...
Published by VIVA PSICOM <3 Now available in bookstores! *Kayleen's Story* Next book: Dear Ex-Boyfriend [Completed]
Si Anee, simpling probinsyana. Naging personal maid ni Storm, super sikat na Philippines young actor. Si Storm inglisero at impatient, si Anee? Bisaya na slow pa! Sino kaya ang unang susuko sa kanila? Sino kaya ang magbabaon ng bulak at magpapareserve ng dugo sa blood bank dahil sa...nose bleed?
"Please, let me stay in here, and don't question me." _________________ A billionaire heiress ran away from her home and her father is furious. The reason? She don't want to talk about it. Of course she needed to hide from her father, until she stumbled into a territory that was not meant for good girls like her. (*sc...
Read Dear Future Boyfriend first para di ma-spoil. :) *Nin's Story* [Completed]
Have you ever heard about Himitsu Academy before? Of course you haven't heard it yet, unless you are one of the Mitsus and one of the inheritors of its secrets. In the academy that full of secrets and mystery. In the academy that normal people are not allowed. How can you escape your fate, if you are destined to be on...
WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Seven letters, seven confessions, seven clues. Elliot Parker has what he needs to find out who killed his best friend... But is he hunting down the killer? Or is the killer hunting him? ***** When Colton Crest returns, unhar...
A girl that has a lot of names.The lady with different faces and a gangster known for ages.She's calm,fearless and ABNORMAL?! What will happen if the 'purple-eyed' girl meet the 'one of a kind' boy?Will SHE love his 'stupidity' or HE will fall in her 'abnormality'?
RULE#1: DON'T STEAL HIS HEART. After ripping off a dangerous mob boss, Ellie Phillips decides it's time to quit hustling and give up her life of crime. She just needs a big score. Then she can give up the grift and start anew. When she steals a map from Jacob Hawkins that shows the location of a huge heart-shaped di...
Relic and Ruin is now published as a Hardcover and E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. ***** In a place unlike any other, two brothers set off an ancient, epic, and nev...
Exle Asper Rij is a 17-year old straight A student in her high school. Her grades and attitude towards studying allowed her to be accepted in an international school for her Senior High. Having the acceptance letter at hand, she plotted her dreams in the future. However, things changed when the supposed international...
The Season's Gold. Being the multi-billionaire business man was never been Fall's problem. Of course, he is smart enough to run their empire. Masyadong maingay ang mundo niya, lapitin ng reporters at mga business man. Pero sa lahat ng nalalaman ng iba, may isang sekretong ilan lang ang nakaka-alam.. What would it...
"Love can be the brightest flame that leaves the deepest scar, but still, it's the one that lighten you up the brightest." THANK YOU SA SUPPORT :D
NOW AVAILABLE UNDER DREAME. Fresh high school graduates Annie and Thalia are on the lookout for a school for college. Fate brought them to Jackson University; a prestigious school mostly consists of delinquent students and something unusual for any universities to have; gangsters. The two girls simply want to finish c...
The Queen is back! One year has passed since Lyra regain her memories as Bloody Maria and she will do whatever it takes para bawiin ang lahat ng nawala sa kanya. But things wouldnt be easy as before as the Apostles started to reveal theirselves including Ophiuchus. Will she be ready to welcome again the Hell? Book two...
Hoping for a fresh start, Adrianna Walter reluctantly enrolls at Sinclaire Academy-an elite school for humans and vampires. But upon her arrival, she discovers that there is more to Sinclaire Academy than what meets the eye. *** Unsure of what's waiting for them, Adrianna Walter's family moves to Hangrove where the la...
[FIL/ENG] The Mhorfell Academy of Gangsters was innovated mainly for the accommodation of the so-called black sheep of the society and their families. Mafiosos, gangsters, rebels, and delinquents were all welcomed to enter the mortal gates of hell in the academy and encounter experiences that they would never forget. ...
QUEENS OF WALDEN HIGH VS. KINGS OF HARTFORD ACADEMY Let's get it on!!!!
I choose to love him. He chose to break my heart. || Cover by: AkoyIsangPagong
A writer. A weird stranger. A lot of little conversations. An online understanding. Every night. 23:11.
A (not-so) hopeless romantic writer. A weird (not-so-much of a) stranger. A lot of (denying) feelings in between. A (continuation of the online) connection that ends on 11 / 23.
A feel good story that will drive you crazy. Hanap mo ba ang kilig? Sweet words? Chase? Gusto mo bang matuwa? Humagalpak kakatawa? mainis? disappointments? Eh yung mapunit ang bibig kakangiti? Thrill? At marami pang iba? Just read this. P.S. Don't read this kung ayaw mong mapa headbang bawat chapter. Thank you :)