1000 Funny Jokes

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Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

[ ugly dreams ]

these d r e a m s and h o p e s and a s p i r a t i o n s are [killing] me. {lowercase intended}

notes (COMPLETED)

"You're just a girl, not even a pretty one. You were just something to fill my spare time, nothing more. And these? Well they're just notes."

100 Janoskians Facts

All the facts you need to know about the Janoskians :) Note: There is a Romanian translation of this story and you can find it in my reading list.

Hickey

Waking up with a hangover she expected. Waking up with a hickey she did not. After coming home from another wild party, Eva Roa totally expected the pounding in her head, but she didn't expect the love bite on her neck. She also didn't expect Ryder Finnick to be the one who gave it to her.

nightmares ~ doctor who

Hayden was cursed with nightmares. She had been ever since she was a kid. Then one day a tweed wearing weirdo comes up and basically admits his undying love for her before disappearing completely. The next day, he comes back to act as her substitute therapist and pretends that he knows nothing about her. Hayden believ...

I Solemnly Swear That I'm Up To No Good

It’s 3:23 in the morning. I’m sitting in my bed with a large jar of melted marshmallows. Ryder’s suppose to be here in ten minutes with a large jar of melted chocolate. How he came up with this prank, the world may never know. Why I agreed to help him, the world may never know. Ryder Sweet and Gabi Gomer have never go...

Star Wars Jokes

You love jokes? I know...Star Wars jokes? Now that's what I'm talking about!

Better Sorry than Safe

Every Tuesday during football practice, sixteen year old Sem Bolton finds himself stealing glances at the gorgeous college boy jogging down the path next to the fields. He was his dirty little secret. His guilty pleasure. His unobtainable fantasy: safe and distant on the other side of the chainlink fence. Then, throu...

A Very Rossome Story ( House_Owner x Reader )

One day you decided to go to Pax. You were glad it was in Washington this year and bought a ticket for yourself. You were walking around Pax looking at all the cool videos game and stuff. Being the careless person you are, you accidentally bumped into someone. When you looked up, you saw the one and only....... Ross (...

run

do you ever feel the desire to run? [Cover made by etherealinsanity]

Sleep Tight Tonight.

It's no secret that high school is a challenge, especially when you're a misfit like Miley Walker was. For Miley those school days were spent in a sea of bullying and teasing - nothing out of the ordinary for such an unusual girl. Until he showed up. Lucas Wilson was never the most popular guy in school, or the most...

Sweet Dreams (WJA Series Book 1)

Fans of James Patterson, Lee Child and Tom Clancy will love this exciting mystery thriller from New York Times bestselling author Aaron Patterson as intrigue and conspiracy drips off each page. Mark Appleton is living the American Dream. Beautiful wife, loving daughter, and a hi...