They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

REVAMPED version of the ORIGINAL Living With The Bad Boy posted on wattpad in 2012. "Sometimes when you least expect it, you're faced with the one person who could finally change everything for you. Make everything right after so long. All you got to do is take a chance. My brain was against the risk. But my heart? It screamed and pushed me towards Samuel - the boy who'd been my anchor since the beginning. The one who was pretty damn close to stamping ownership on my vital organ. And the one who - without an ounce of shame - tried to convince me to tattoo his initials on my private lady parts. Love was a fucking complicated thing." Former party girl, Jodanna "Barbie Girl" Reina Sereno, was knocked off her high post when a tragic accident sent her life spiraling out of control. Heart ripped and aching, she has to gather the broken pieces and move on with life like nothing happened. But that's hard to do when the seriously hot, blond-haired-green-eyed giant living under her roof keeps interrupting her plans of moving on from her past mistakes. He's fierce, passionate, a bit of a cocky asshole and determined to show her that he's exactly what she needs. Northwind High's very own, Samuel "Beer Boy" Adams, has more skeletons in his closet than he's willing to show. Fight Hard. Love Harder. That's his motto. Until an irresistible blond bombshell stumbles into his life. Now all he can think about is her and all the unmistakable dirty things he'd like to do this Pepsi-loving-and-thigh-high-boots enthusiast. It doesn't hurt knowing that she wants him just as bad as he wants her. Can Sam save Anna from the demons in her past and show her that they belong together? Life is all about sacrifices and compromises, and Sam and Anna both have their share of regrets. Sometimes you got to leave the things that tear and break you down. After all, it's Beer Boy and Barbie Girl until the world stops turning. © xXMopelXx 2012-2020

❝So maybe we've had better ideas.❞ Available to Order Now! NOTE: Kiss Cam was published with Swoon Reads Macmillan. This is only a TEASER. The other half of the book CANNOT be posted online. To read the rest of the book you can either purchase or borrow from your local library. Thank you for supporting the book. :)

Blood is the Life.When your blood is the key to reversing time, illness and even death would you share that with the world? Theodora won't but she will give to a select few, a few she deems worthy of her gift. When she gives her gift to a young woman dying of an incurable disease its just business as usual. Well it is until the woman's brother decides to track down the source of this miracle cure. He's looking for a savior but what if what he finds instead is a monster? A monster that is more interested in what's his veins than any good intentions. And this monster is coming up on her feeding time. Cover by: @PeachyReg

{Completed} Maggie was supposed to die. After six months in a coma and pronounced brain dead everyone had given up on her. When she suddenly wakes up out of the blue everyone is shocked but no one more than Maggie herself. Soon she realizes she isn't the miracle everyone thinks she is, she's on borrowed time and with something evil waiting for its chance to strike she has to find help and fast. Enter in a Nephilim, a vampire, two demon offspring and a crazy girl with wicked powers to help her out. Can they save Maggie or will she just be another ill fated soul corrupted by the ultimate evil? {Book Three in the 'Dark' Series}

Something is wrong with Riley. Plagued with an indefinable and sudden illness Riley is on the cusp of a big change. Something hidden in her bloodlines has made her think she may be losing her mind. She wants to hurt people. She wants to devour their hearts. She wants to make them scream. Something dark is brewing inside Riley. Something monstrous.