All the oneshots I write which you should 100% read as they're what I'm best at

Bottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Zarry, Nashton, Narry, Malum, Ryden, Coliver and More xD All rights reserved 2016®CockyLilo you steal my story I'll eat your soul *rawr*

"call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me." "but you never answer niall." "shut up liam." ; mini story about four sometimes best friends and two relationships

louist91: I kinda really wanna suck your dick louist91: no homo tho ••••• {HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in FanFiction}

Life in an university is full of ups and downs and twists and turns. But, even with so many ups and downs it's full of fun parties and precious memories that will always be cherished. Zayn Malik is your typical bad boy, while Niall Horan is your shy guy. When Zayn's roommate is transferred to another college Zayn is forced to room with Niall. Little does Zayn realize he's falling more and more in love with this boy by the day. Niall in the other hand is falling hard for Zayn...and he knows it.... Unluckily for Niall, Zayn's dating another girl he claims to love. How will these secret love birds realize their feelings are mutual? (not in band + includes some Larry!)

Niall and Harry, sweethearts since high school and now they're married. A true love story right? Well, it doesn't really end there. Nial still wants to study at University after they got married and Harry, being the smart one who graduated university early, got a job as a professor at the same university. They just didn't expect Harry to teach Niall's class. Their journey doesn't end there, with Harry suddenly being his professor and Niall getting pregnant, it's gonna be one hell of a ride.

REWRITING!!! In which everyone is born with a soul mate but there are supernatural beings who disagree with it. -- "We're soul mates." Louis stated the obvious. Niall nodded, and felt his heart racing. He finally found him! He was going to finally get his chance at being happy! That was until Louis opened his mouth to speak. "I don't need," Louis took a drag from his cigarette, "or want a soul mate." His words flew out as smoke blew from his lips.