Dan and Phil have been made fun of since middle school for being gay. Once in high school, things haven't gotten any better. They decide to end things at a party. Triggers: Suicide, mild language Author Note:I truly think that this is my best one shot so far. Song that this story was based off of is in the title. Enjoy!

Dear Phil, It's three am. I can't sleep. So, I'm writing to you.

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****