『yeet, skeet beat my meat.』- xreader one-shots of our favourite boys from the misfits as well as kryoz, smii7y and raccooneggs. trigger warnings will be listed at the beginning of any one shot that may need it. enjoy.

In a city overrun by the corrupt and crazy, driven by greed, lust, and desire, Remi Goldridge's sweet nature and strong moral compass are strange and unheard of. Beasts of nightmares roam free here, taking and doing whatever they please. When Remi's father buys her one of the most dangerous creatures in the world as her slave and personal bodyguard, she is terrified, and wants nothing to do with the dangerous beast.