Ok, so a cheap guy named Stanford (or Stan for short) has raised you as long as you can remember. When two twins about your age come to town and live with you, you start having a thing for the boy named Dipper. When you and Dipper go exploring in the woods, you come across something, or someone. Bill Cipher. You and him make a deal only to find out your his daughter. DISCLAIMER: Pictures not mine.

this is the story of derp turtle