When I was 3 I was given 3 harsh birthday soakings and a stale chocolate chip cookie from my father. When I was 5 I got a rusty old teddy bear and 5 smacks. You understand how it goes on every year without me spelling it out. Well, when I was 16 I got a mate. I didn't even know what those are at the time but he explained everything. Now the only question is.... Should I stay, or run away?