3 a.m. [yoongi]
"everyday i hear you blasting your music on full volume and some of us actually need sleep" +story plot from eatseokjin+
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killjoy || jjk
a computer game can't hurt anyone, right? highest rankings: #23 in mystery/thriller #20 in horror #73 in fanfiction cr. taenology || 2016
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LIBRARY ; KNJ
❝ and so he drops a thick ass book on top of her head causing her to faint, of-fucking-course ❞ © -cyphertori :; 2016
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height difference
"why are you so short?" "why are you so tall?" • story idea by eatseokjin • a kim seokjin book.
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Jin's Dad Jokes
❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016
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banana milk | park jimin
"excuse me, but i found that milk first." -in which two strangers fight for the last remaining carton of banana milk. book one of bts series completed date started: 18/12/15 date finished: 08/02/16 lowercase intended
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nasty // jimin
in which a girl cleans a boy's apartment every week. always discovering used condoms.
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PICK UP LINES [BANGTAN EDITION]
Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal << (background in cover; not mine)
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accidental mother | pjm
! not a smut. never will be. ! a cute little girl came up to me and asked if i could be her mother and without me answering she took me to you. you said that her parents were "missing" and we had to be her parents. lowercase intended. -- credit to @trashjar omfg love her
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snapchat | hoseok
"what the?" in which hoseok accidentally sent a snap of his nipples to a random girl.
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wi-fi password | yoongi
"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.
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kiwi | kim taehyung
❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.
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Bangtan Bible: New Testament. [bts]
❝All praise bts.❞ (Another book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved
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Bangtan Bible. [bts]
❝All praise bts.❞ (Basically a book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) - Highest ranking #1 in fanfiction. Stand-alone sequel: Bangtan Bible: New Testament. --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved
