Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

"I'm not exactly a nice person am I?"

All of the best quotes from the best series EVER!!!! Featuring quotes from everything Shadowhunter by Cassandra Clare, and tons of pictures and FAN ART!! Also I do updates on what is happening in the Shadowhunter world. So, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???? READ!!!!!