[Modern!School!AU fic] In which Koumei is the literal college student that's always sleep deprived due to studying, Kouen is that one hot guy who did Movember, but to everyone's disappointment he never shaved off his goatee, Judar is that ass who always crashes and ruins (Sinbad's) parties, Kouha hangs out with Judar, but gets ass instead of acting like one, and you're their long-suffering friend that cleans up their messes. ReaderxVarious