As they say love is pain. I can't believe I fell for his trap how could he date two girls at the same time, I feel am to be blamed for it why didn't I reject him or it is because I felt loved for the first time. He made a fool out of me. And my biggest mistake was fallen in love with a play guy.

THINGS SEX CAN DO... 1. It makes some people religious by saying: "Oh my God, Yes Lord!" 2.It gives some people their first musical lessons:"Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. lalala" 3. Makes some people natural observers: "Fast, fasterrrr! Yeah fastestttt!" 4. Makes some people announce their own obituary: "You are killing me! I'm dead! I'm dead!! I'm finished! You will kill me ooo! 5. Makes some ladies become terrorists: "Destroy it! Don'thave any mercy, Just tear it! Let me feel it!" 6. Others become respectful: "I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you." 7. Makes some people become loyal: "Love you endlessly!... You own my life... I'm yours forever... You are my world." 8. Makes some ladies turn beggars: "Yeah! Please don't stop!... Continue please!... Give it to me... Please do it again!" 9. Some speak in tongues: "Mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaaashaaa haaahaaa!" 10. Some become ethnic: "Aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba! Shumba kani..."Where do you belong?

The love story between a soft sponge who reads between the lines to find the love of his life...

Here's a collection of quotes/scenes from the very well-known and well-loved cartoon of Spongebob Squarepants! (These are the funniest in my opinion. If any comments suggest otherwise, I will FIND YOU AND TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.)