Shrek recently broke up with Freddy fazbear, and Freddy hasn't let go yet. Shrek is living in his swamp, trying to avoid Freddy stalkbear is harder than ever. Then the new guy moves in. Hitler is the average new guy in the swamp, a small neat moustache, simple, brown hair with a picture perfect parting, but anything b...
A short little piece I wrote fantasizing with Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. The rest of the congregation left the room, "now it's only us left" Stalin whispered as he twiddled with his magnificent mustache, "oh baby," Hitler replied "what are you going to do to me?" Hitler began unbuckling his large grey overcoat as...