" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

"I'm sorry," he began, stepping forward "I couldn't say this over the phone. I couldn't. I just... I was so happy!" Your face fell, you were sitting here, dreading everything you had ever done, and he was happy. "When you told me, my heart stopped, I - I couldn't speak... I love you (Name.) and I couldn't tell you that, without wanting to touch you, to hold you, to make you mine, and just... just look at you." He sighed, his cheeks beet red, your own matching him style. TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED, WILL HATE, OR ARE SENSTIVE TO TOPICS INVOLVING DEPRESSION/ANXIETY #2 Dan #10 YOUTUBE

Jay is just like any other 12 year old girl. She texts her friends, browses the internet, watches YouTube, among other things. Only one thing makes her different: she is dying. She was diagnosed with lung cancer, and her parents can't afford to treat it. She will dye within 3 months. What will happen when she uses her last dying wish for something no one has ever done before? One thing is for sure: She will cry, laugh and smile before she gets so much more than she asked for.

Dan is sick and Phil is suffering - so what the hell are they supposed to do now?

As Phil's younger sister, you decided to pay him a visit during your vacation and small book tour in Europe. You expected just a smooth sailing month long trip. But soon his flatmate, Dan, left you reconsidering your decisions.

Dan was tortured by a school bully as a child. As an adult, he still has nightmares about it. He soon finds out an astonishing secret about himself. Gah! crappy summary, sorry. Later in the story there'll be an epic battle, Shane, Joey, Pj, Chris and maybe some others. Please read, it's better than it sounds. Promise. <3

(edit from 11/27/18: oh my god please don't read this i wrote it when i was angsty in middle school it sucks) Young (Y/N) just moved from America to England to live with her Aunt and Uncle. She meets a socially awkward boy and they begin to hang out. What crazy things will happen? **I sincerely apologize for Past Me's crappy writing.

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

Hold up, before you say anything, Dan and Phil didn't actually produce this child. They adopted her but I don't want to say 'Adopted by Dan and Phil' because this is her everyday life with them ~ Loren, a fourteen year old girl, she is the daughter of THE Dan Howell and Phil Lester. That makes her Loren Howell-Lester. Oh, and did I mention she is the one and only Loren Beech on musical.ly? Dan and Phil are happily married. Loren is secretly bisexual, gender fluid, AND self harms. She does not want anybody to know, not even her parents know, will anyone find out about her little secret? Find out in this story, 'Dan and Phil's Daughter' WARNING: Strong language and self harm.