[Highest rank in humor #45] [Highest ranked in random #358] Sarcasm is an expression which intends to convey the true meaning by signifying the opposite of the literal meaning. Whether you're the one dishing it out or listening to it, being sarcastic makes you think abstractly. This book contains the most gruesome and hilarious sarcasm and comebacks of all time. Kindly vote for all the contents and feel free to comment some of your favourite comebacks.

Androids are forbidden to show emotion, it can lead to failure, dishonesty, distrust, or even death. But regardless of the punsihment of showing such affection; there are still those who take joy in breaking the rules. A/N: Art doesn't belong to me, Nier Automata belongs to PlatinumGames

What will happen to you now that you've found out that your classmate, Light Yagami, is Kira? A story I made, intending for it be a only two chapters long, but has gone on for way too long. Credit for the cover picture goes to Nemithrag, as the photographer, and me, as the model, A.K.A the beautiful wig and shoulder.

I'll be the prophet of your dares or questions! I may die from this due to the fact all these characters may hate me. You can fill in your questions and dares now! These characters are not mine, all characters belong to Hajime Isayama.

Levi already has a hard time, but what if that 'hard time' becomes even harder? When Levi's past comes to hit him what will he do? Avoid it? or deal with it? This story starts off with a little girl called Mei who is curious, intelligent and understanding. But when her mother leaves her things start to change dramatically. what will she do? what path will she take? What has she got to do with Levi?

REQUESTS ARE OPEN These are scenarios with random DBH characters, I do requested smut with spicy scenarios or even events. Of course there are rules to this, nothing too weird. I encourage requests since I'm trying to get back into my writing. I will do any character from the game, just shoot me a comment and I'll see what I can do! (I do not own any of the DBH characters or the art unless I clearly state I made it, only the scenarios made.)

"Running diagnostics. . .Systems all up and ready to go. No misplacements or reconstruction needed. Model RK800, serial #313 248 317 at your service." His voice came exactly as you wanted, calm and soothing. Perfect for a negotiator. You were suspended in disbelief. "It, it worked. . . hi." "Scanning. . . Dr.(Y/N), creator assisted by a sliver of blueprints that were left by Dr. Kamski in your care at the time of his retirement. Hello, what do you need Model RK800 prototype #1 to do for you?" Perhaps a little cold and detached too, but what did you expect? You smiled gently, fiddling with the coin in your hand. "That's not necessary. . .and that model number doesn't really roll off the tongue. I shall name you." "Very well, although I would like to remind you that I am a prototype and that I am not a living being that is needed to be called by something. Ready to accept name." "Reminder accepted. . . Connor." "Hello, Dr. (Y/N). My name is Connor." You took his hand for a shake, him quickly reciprocating it once he realized it was a socially accepted action used by humans for greetings. Your eyes twinkled, making sure he took the coin even though he was about to question it. "Hi Connor. It's nice to finally meet you." |ConnorxProgrammar!Reader| Creator!Reader| Android & Human|Fem!Reader|

NEW BOOK TITLE - Previously known as "We Live, Therefore We Are" You never had anything against androids... In fact, you're rather fascinated by everything about them. And always treating them with kindness and respect, just like humans; seeing and understanding their struggle from often being mistreated. You weren't sure what to make of the whole deviancy situation, but if all the androids want is to be free, all the more power to them, right...? This made your job as a detective all the more difficult though, once you were assigned to cases surrounding deviants with your partner Hank, joined by someone that would thoroughly change your life; An android out of all things: Connor. △▽▲▽△▽▲▽ Cover created and edited by me Software Instability and Cliffhanger images created/edited by me Objective and timestamp images created/edited by me Several pictures and gifs throughout the story edited by me Editing software used: Photoshop For gifs: Giphy and Ezgif

Pyrrha Kursk, haven't you seen it? She is an imperfection... a curse! Why the hell would you bring her here. Why is she one of us Nyx? - Crowe Pyrrha Kursk is a member of Kings Glaive, spotted for her amazing talent with magic she was accepted into the organization. Hailing from Mistral she fights alongside the best of the best to protect the city of Insomnia and to keep the Oracle and royal family safe.

Lately I've been obsessed with Black Butler so why not. Black Butler is owned by Yana Toboso