Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel right here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CSIFKQK Enjoy! Guy

You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend? This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché! (Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Roll out the carpet, hoist the Directoner flag...It is time for the 74th Husband Games! 60 girls must go into an arena to compete to marry one of the five members from the popular band One Direction! This contest will separate Directioners from Directionators! It will also separate fangirls from crazy fangirls! And complications begin as one boy is chosen as a competitor to become friends with OneD. Follow Shauna (main character) as she sets out to marry a member. Happy Husband Games And May The Carrots Be Ever In Your Flavor! (featuring 60 real girls!! who submitted to be part of the games on tumblr! :D)

"Life isn't always pear shaped."