He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Did you know these Fall Out Boy facts? In this book you will find: cool little Easter eggs, secret meanings, and random other facts. Thanks Fall Out Boy for being awesome! <3 <3

PLEASE DONT READ THIS

Have you ever wondered what fall out boy song you are? Desperate to know which green day video is most like you? Well, now you can find out, all by the power of your zodiac sign! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLS DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY Y'ALL NEED TO FIND SOME CHILL HONESTLY. [I make all of these myself] -DM requests-

BRENDON AND RYAN JUST FINISHED A SHOW what happens next?

They meet each other and they love each other

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This is a book on how to be emo The basics and the more experienced stuff (This book is a joke)

You ever wondered about how savage you would be if you were MLG, 420 Blazed It, 360 Noscoped, Ate an Drank Dorritos and Mountain Dew Well Guess What.... BOY THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN ONLY IN THIS STORY IT WILL HAPPEN ME AND MY SQUAD WILL DO ALL THIS STUFF CUZ WE ARE THE MLG 420 720 NOSCOPE SQUAD BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.