Leo: Hey! I'm Leo, and welcome to The Random Chronicles! Basically it's- Skippy: *swings in on a vine from another dimension with an octopus hat* ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED THE RANDOM ADVENTURES OF A GIRL A UNICORN A CORGI AND SOME OTHER WEIRD CRAP AKA TRAOAGAUACASORC Leo: WELL THIS IS CALLED WHATEVER AKA IDGAF *hits Skippy with marshmellow bazooka* Skippy: *is flung back to another dimension* WHEEEEEEEEEEE Leo: So that was my corgi counterpart, Skippy. She's kinda... Bubbly... And uh... Bipolar and shwizz. Like, usually she's really hyper but sometimes she's... Not. Uuuhhhhhmmmm Stan: Hello I brought cookies Leo: THIS IS STAN STAN IS A UNICORN BE NICE TO STAN Stan: I'm actually a toothpaste unicorn, thanks. Skippy: *appears with marshmellow on her face* STANNY Leo: Oh and Stan and Skippy are a thing. Stan: NO WE AREN'T. Leo: Dewd you two have twelve daughters. Stan: THAT WAS JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND Leo: then how do you explain twelve of them? Stan: SKIPPY HAD A LARGE LITTER OKAY??? Leo: YOU GUYS HAD BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE BEFORE YOU GOT CARELESS!!! Stan: EXCUSE ME?!? Leo: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT GO HOME AND WHACK IT BUB Stan: okay so maybe a bit of it was my fault. Leo: Yeah. That's what I thought. OKAY SO MAYBE WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT THERE. Stan: Um... Where's Skippy? Leo: yeah, I think she teleported while we were screaming at each other. Anyways YEAH READ THIS IT'L BE GOOD I PROMISE