"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

***THIS ISN'T A ONE SHOT, JUST THE TITLE OF THE STORY**** When Camden bumps into Shannon at a local starbucks, she quickly gathers feelings for the tall brunette and vice versa. Too bad they live in different states over 1,000 miles away...