Cover by @hftanaid

published on October 5th, 2016 in honor of Jesse Eisenberg's 33rd birthday. a book of imagines featuring ▪J. Daniel Atlas from Now You See Me ▪James from Adventureland ▪Mike from American Ultra ▪Simon/James from The Double ▪Columbus from Zombieland requests are OPEN, but close on October 15th!

This is basically a collection of Jesse Eisenberg one-shots that I've created. He will be in different characters and also himself in some of them. Feel free to send me ideas for some (I will give you credit) or you can even e-mail me some and I will gladly publish them. (Don't worry, I will say who wrote them, unless you do not want me to) My e-mail is genevievegrander01@gmail.com I don't check it that often so I apologize if I don't get to your idea or story right away. I hope you enjoy these! Thanks, xoxo, Genny.

These are a few of my favorite female acting monologues from movies, TV shows and plays such as... The Fault in our Stars, Mean girls, A thing for nerds etc. (Some of the monologues could be adjusted to be more masculine for all of the guys out there)

You're just another fan girl. Another girl who looks up to, gawks over, and loves Mark. But he doesn't see you just as that. Mark, somehow, notices you as your walking into Comic Con. Out of all the people there, he stops to look at you. You don't know it, but he is amazed at what he sees. You don't know it, but from here, your life is everything that you have hoped for- dreamed for. ***** i wrote this story more than a year ago, which is strange to say because i remember the exact spot i sat in as i frantically wrote line after line. i loved writing. the feeling thrilled me. it was my first story, a story that i now cringe at. but it's good to leave stuff in the past; to look back on, like i am now, and like I will next year. i have to start writing again because i remember the feeling it gives me. ***** do something that makes you remember, and don't ever let it go.

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"'Dude, she fell asleep on me.' 'What? Oh, man. That's adorable,' Arin laughed. 'What should I do?' Danny muttered, looking down at you. 'Ha, do whatever you want. I'm going to bed,' Arin shrugged, leaving. Danny glanced back at you, curled up and fast asleep on his right arm. Slowly, he managed to move his arm out from underneath you, but you slumped against his side now. He sighed and pulled you near him so that your head gently rested just below his shoulder."

"I...uh. H-hi I'm, um, I'm Y/N. I guess..." It was always that way, nervous, awkward, scared. Not with HIM though... - Being an old friend of Arin's, he welcomes you with wide arms when you move to California. You end up staying with him and his wife Suzy, meeting some of his other friends along the way...

You, the reader, are living with the GameGrumps. It's pretty fun. You're good friends with them. You have a pet though. His name is Zack and he is a fadger. Also known as the Burmese ferret badger (adorable things). What happens when you gain feeling for a certain Grump? Which Grump and do they like you back?