Donald rushed into the hospital old and sweaty from himself going into labor. "What happened here?" "My sugar daddy is pregnant...in his ear." Bernie Sanders whispered. ...and the true love story begins.

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You can't make a Church Boy out of an Atheist, but you can make a Bad Girl out of a Christian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Brendon Urie Fanfic

21 year old Alejandra Herrera is a huge One Direction fan...she spent her days day dreaming about one member in particular...Niall Horan. She never expects to meet him but the unexpected can happen...But on her 22nd birthday, on May 25, she goes to a One Direction concert for her birthday...let's just say that she will receive an amazing birthday present from fate...