Anne-Marie-Josie has always been in love with Costello(...) he has never known. Costello(...) has always been in love with Lineday, but he'd learned to accept that it would never happen while the old man was still alive. Join Anne-Marie-Josie and support her in her attempts to win her crush's heart.

HEEEEEY, theoldman666, otherwise know as Roland, here... Do you want to know what goes on in my (and my family's, but mostly my) life? Weeeeell you don't get a choice, so I hope you don't enjoy this. You get to join me on journeys you REALLY don't want to go on, but as I said before, you don't get a choice. This is a collection of short stories about me, because why wouldn't you want to read about me and all of my fascinating adventures. You can find out more about me and my daily life and learn to hate Costello(...) Also, I really hate Costello(...), apart from that one time...