Welcome! This is an important message to all ze readers out there reading this piece of shit we wrote. this will be "our" book filled with shitty short stories. Read and enjoy!

im just saving for a midi fighter man

No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

in which 2 boys start working together underground to find precious jewels. //lowercase intent// (I started writing this as a joke, but if this gets big, which will probably not be the case, then... thats sick as frick.)