The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.

In this futuristic novella, Lace Heavensmall is trapped at her high school during Freak Week, a global warming side effect that makes weather -- and people -- act completely nuts. Written by: Grace Helbig and YOU Want your chapter to be included? Check back each Thursday for a new "Writing With Grace" episode and chapter prompt. Make sure to tag your submission with #WritingWithGrace. Read the full Rules & Regs on the @writingwith profile page!

☆Life isn't a fairytale, if you lose your shoe at midnight; chances are you're going to walk home barefoot☆ Chloe never believed in love, her mother and her sister put way too much faith in the concept anyway. Then her old neighbours returned to their old house. Their eldest son, Nate was getting married, who was coincidentally Chloe's sister's one true love, to someone else. His younger brother, Matt was back to mess up Chloe's life. Handling a heartbroken elder sister, a wedding that seems like its too cheesy to be real, a hot neighbour that can irritate the shit out of you and juggling school? That's not difficult at all. But maybe, just maybe, Prince Charming isn't as arrogant as she thought he was. Maybe he'll actually return her shoe and save her the trouble of walking barefoot. *CONTAINS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF FANGIRLING* I AM REMOVING THIS STORY ON THE 31st OF OCTOBER SO BE PREPARED Gorgeous cover made by @Perfectioners Highest ranking: #1 in Humor & #6 in Teen Fiction